Welcome to Trailer Snark, a weekly column covering trailers for movies that will be released this week with thoughts from our roster of bloggers (Jessica from The Female Perspective, Ken from The Crank File, Jim from The Front Row View, Rob from Spector for Hire, and Great Stories founder Chris). Thanks for reading, and enjoy the previews!
Last Week: Po’s Kung Fun is strong apparently. The third in the kid’s series of animated films took in $41M in its debut to top the box office this past week. Meanwhile, The Revenant slipped to second place with $12.4M/$138M. Star Wars: The Force Awakens is still doing solid business in third with $10.7M/$895.4M. The Finest Hours debuted at number four with $10.3M. Ride Along 2 was fifth with $8.3M/$70.7M. The rest of the top ten went as follows: The Boy ($7.8M/$21.5M), Dirty Grandpa ($7.5M/$22.8M), The 5th Wave ($7M/$20.1M), Fifty Shades of Black ($6.1M/NEW), and 13 Hours ($6M/$42.5M). This week’s new entries are an eclectic mix…let’s check them out.
Hail, Caesar (Universal Pictures) – Comedy/Drama/Musical
Rated PG-13 for some suggestive content and smoking
Tag Line: Lights. Camera. Abduction.
Starring: George Clooney, Josh Brolin, Tilda Swinton, Ralph Fiennes, Jonah Hill, Scarlet JohanssonPlot: A Hollywood fixer in the 1950s works to keep the studio’s stars in line.
Running Time: 106 minutes
Chris: There is a certain element to every Coen Brothers film that makes them hard to dismiss. And with the cast lined up for this one, I will be certain to catching it at some point, even if not in theaters.
The Choice (Lionsgate) – Drama/Romance
Rated PG-13 for sexual content and some thematic issues
Tag Line: Let your heart decide.
Starring: Benjamin Walker, Teresa Palmer, Maggie Grace
Plot: Travis and Gabby first meet as neighbors in a small coastal town and wind up in a relationship that is tested by life’s most defining events.
Running Time: 111 minutes
Chris: Did you know that Nicholas Sparks has his own film production company? Yeah, that didn’t make my day either.
Regression (RADiUS-TWC) – Crime/Thriller
Rated R for disturbing violent and sexual content, and for language
Tag Line: Fear always finds its victim.
Starring: Emma Watson, Ethan Hawke
Plot: A detective and a psychoanalyst uncover evidence of a satanic cult while investigating the rape of a young woman.
Running Time: 106 minutes
Chris: Ethan Hawke is one of my favorite actors and I have always been a sucker for a religion-based thriller. Game on!
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (Sony Pictures) – Action/Horror/Romance
Rated PG-13 for zombie violence and action, and brief suggestive material
Tag Line: Bloody lovely.
Starring: Lily James, Suki Waterhouse, Sam Riley
Plot: Jane Austen’s classic tale of the tangled relationships between lovers from different social classes in 19th century England is faced with a new challenge — an army of undead zombies.
Running Time: 108 minutes
Chris: I remember seeing this book in the stores and doing a double-take. After one look at the trailer, I am not inclined to a similar reaction. Perhaps if buzz is positive, I’d catch it on small screen.
Tumbledown (Starz Digital Media) – Comedy/Romance/Music
Rated R for a sex scene
Tag Line: Turn the page. Start a new chapter.
Starring: Dianna Agron, Rebecca Hall, Jason Sudeikis
Plot: A young woman struggles to move on with her life after the death of her husband, an acclaimed folk singer, when a brash New York writer forces her to confront her loss and the ambiguous circumstances of his death.
Running Time: 105 minutes
Chris: I don’t think so.
Tickets Purchased: One for Hail, Caesar (Jessica) and one for Regression (Chris)